"Top 10 Reasons To Go To A Sunday Night Renewal Meeting"
10. It'll burn off more calories than a workout at the gym.
9. When was the last time you held onto a live electric wire and lived to tell about it?
8. There's nothing good on TV on Sunday nights anyway.
7. It's almost as much fun as being in a room full of Elvis impersonators.
6. The Bingo Palace isn't open after 5:00 on Sundays.
5. It'll give you some great material for a letter to the editor of "National Enquirer."
4. You don't have to miss Oprah or any of the soaps to go to it.
3. 100,000 Anglicans can't be wrong.
2. If God threw a party, wouldn't you want to be there?
1. The drinks are on the house!
(Shared by Mark Dickens at the Victoria Vineyard on Sunday, October 29, 1995.)
